It's unfortunate it didn;t remain private, but as an atheist, I'll say this: It was beautifully expressed. Nice.
Mine would've read something like this:
Hey JC (or whoever), how 'bout hooking me up with the next batch of SuperLotto numbers, eh? Once again, Santa failed to pony up.
The big guy would probably write you back
"What you talking about, I send those winning lotto numbers to you six months ago? Didn't Santa deliver the...Oh wait. It was right after that Santa got that new Ferrari and that place in Cozemel...DAMN that Red Suit wearing MotherF'er!"
